Knitted Poo & Noses

Knitted Poo Invitations

I saw one on the net somewhere and thought it hilarious, so I mentioned it to my jafapal Nancy, and wham, off we go knitting poos nightly. One of the blokes off the Dwyer & Michaels show that interviewed us suggested we put potpourii in them LOL! Anyway we are making them as invitations for the ChamberPot Gallery reception. I thought I would do a google check and see if I could credit the person who inspired us, but my oh my do you know how many people are making knitted poos? So I guess I will thank them all for inspiring yet another version of knitted poo.
From a matching set there is the loo roll and poo, the Pocket Farmer, Adopt-a-Poop (yes it's true you can adopt one and dang I see they have potpourri in them too), Dang, yet another potpourri poo, and then there is the Happy Poo pattern, Mr.Hankey Christmas Poo by Ansley of Bleu Arts,
doodie note holder (okay not knitted, but I thought it funny)

Fecal Matters can be seen on our jafagirlart website. Just for your information our knitted poos are imbued with the sweet SMELL of lavender and will cause no offense to the olfactory senses of those finding them in various spots around town.

NOSES

I am just stuck on noses at the moment, even had a nightmare about one last night and how to make one. I think Nancy and I will just have to do a nose pole for our textile totem series. It always fascinates me how some people seem to think everyone else wants to know their business or they want to know others. I mean who would care if mrs. whatsherface down the street jumped on a trampoline and had a jolly good earth shattering fluff fest every monday morning (not real event and it isn't me, I don't have a trampoline anymore) or mrs.so&so's spent a lot of money on parquet flooring. Do people really think their lives are so fascinating that everyone wants to nose around and gossip about them? Do some people lead such boring lives that they have to call around (yes we have someone in our neighbourhood who does this) to find out the mundane details of what mrs. mindyerownbeeswax has been doing?

Tutorial: How to draw a nose
Nose Art
tricked you ;)
Nose Jokes

Did you Know

Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist working in Innsbruck says picking your nose and eating your boogers is good for you. Honest!
I would think shoving your fingers up your nose in search of quality immune busters might lead to getting a big snozzle.

KEEP YOUR PECKER UP
I had to stop staying "keep your pecker up" when I came to the USA
Being from an English speaking country did not save me from a few embarrassing or awkward moments of linguistic confusion. It may have meant nose back in England, but err, not in the USA.