Part of mr.gobblehead
long & short stitch, couching
Liar, liar, pants on fire, stick your head inside a tire, turn it round and round and round, wait until you hit the ground.
Liar, liar, pants on fire, hang you with a telephone wire.
Liar, Liar, pants on fire! Wash em' out in bubble gum and put them in the dryer
HUM! This seems rather familiar, lol!
Love the bit where the grandson complains gran used to be quite happy until she took up crochet.
As a friend said
"I've often suspected "the crochet" as the root of many of society's ills. There's the proof!"