By request I am sharing this old post.I was thinking how really hip and cool my sunglasses were this one day we were visiting Frenchtown in New Jersey. I took a pic and was mortified. Why didn't anybody tell me I had parsley stuck between my teeth and the glasses made me look like a bumblebee. I was compelled to write to my mum.
Dear Mutha, I know this is rather delicate, but errr, a long time ago before I was born, well, errr, did you have a milkman or a postman called.............. mr.powers............ by any chance? It's just that there is this uncanny resemblance to a certain international man of mystery.
affectionately, your number one spawn, austina.