Betty's Dog Diary. OMG!
Dear Dog Diary
omg!omg!omg! mint mornin'. I got to ride with the lady that smells like Candy. Licked an ice cube at Dino's. Met a hairy man by a tree. Candy lady's mini me picked me up and cuddled me. Nice lady with glasses said I was cute. OMG! I am dead feckin' cute.